It's finally started raining here in Israel.
Okay, so it came two months late, but we'll take every drop we can get, even when it means mud everywhere. Bring it on, we can handle it!


Keep the balance, and Let It Rain!
ALN
... During its last meeting, the Administration board decided that there is an urgent need to encourage the establishment of alternative enterprises to produce electricity and renewable energy. The board backed its decision by citing the rising price of fuel and electricity, and the growing awareness of the need to preserve the environment.
In [insert name of Old Country here] we know better; orNo one ever treated me like that in [the Old Country]; orI can't believe this country! They are so [fill in the blank: old fashioned /stupid / obnoxious / rude].
a.) Hey, a lot of things are different here. They just are. (We even learn to like it).b.) There exists Absurdity in Equal Measures, all over the world. Even in the Old Country.
Alas, Garden Grove doesn’t share Orban’s affection for her fake lawn. As she soon discovered, the city bans artificial turf. Although the city has yet to take any action against her, others who installed the lawns said they were warned that they will be fined.
And that regulation puts the city at odds with the Orange County Municipal Water District, which offers rebates to those who install faux grass.
Cities are already miserable hot spots. Every inch that we pave over, even with plastic grass, creates a patch of unnatural heat. The virtue of a grass lawn -- however thirsty -- is that it is a living system that helps the land keep its cool. It also allows what rain we do get to make its way into the soil, and the water table, not into the storm drains... when the air temperature hits 80 degrees, it can be 160 or 170 degrees on the turf. Even when it's only 50 degrees out, direct sun can heat fake grass to 150 degrees. Sounds like you might as well tell your kids to go outside and play on a griddle.This heat trap effect, she goes on to explain, might end up costing you more energy and money in increased A/C demands on your now-overheating house. And then there's that awkward question of what to do in ten or twenty years when the lawn needs replacing and becomes just another (exceptionally large) piece of plastic weighing down the landfill.
...on the plus side, the material is made from recycled plastic and held in place by recycled tire "crumbs." A two-stroke engine, the kind in lawn mowers, creates significantly more pollution than a car (since there is no catalytic converter), so with synthetic turf, that carbon load is eliminated.You're not alone if you now have no idea which side to take in the artificial turf wars. In the same light, I would like to remain open-minded and assume that our Minhal is not just in it for the money... but sometimes, I fear, an absurdity is just an absurdity.